Once upon a time there was a very loved little white undershirt. It’s owner loved the finished collar, cap sleeves, and crisp white that it still was.
One day, a terrible accident happened and the poor little undershirt was covered in big streaks of blue. No one knows how this tragedy happened…or at least they’re not saying.
Saddened by this turn of events, the owner attempted to save the poor little shirt with some bleach.
The poor little white shirt with blue streaks was now the poor little white shirt with yellow spots. It was a sad day for the shirt.
For days and days the sad little shirt sat wadded up in the corner. It’s owner missed it, but didn’t know how to help it. Then, one day, it hit the owner….dye!
The poor little white shirt’s owner quickly grabbed two awesome colors of dye, drew a bath, and set the shirt in for a nice long soak.
The owner was so excited to see a beautiful new color appearing on the shirt. It was saved! Time for the poor little white shirt to have a new life as a happy pink shirt!
Or so the owner thought 
Now the poor little white shirt is the poor little pink shirt, banished to being worn only under tops that can cover it’s tears.
At least the poor little pink shirt got to hang out with some awesome pants 
